Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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