Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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