Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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