What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
