I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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