I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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