it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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