the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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