Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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