I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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