Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Randomize
