White coat. Heels.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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