So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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