C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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