sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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