i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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