is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
