used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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