Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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