Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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