Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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