Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm like, not good at living.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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