bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
