Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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