If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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