'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I will be naked everywhere
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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