can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
