We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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