Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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