Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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