Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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