a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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