She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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