This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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