your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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