Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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