apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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