so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
vagina is talking i cant
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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