Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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