You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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