Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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