Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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