Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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