I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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