don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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