4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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