Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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