i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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