I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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