i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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