your thong is hanging out like whoa
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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