I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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