I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
3pm strippers are depressing
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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