Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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