Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
