He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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