If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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